Are you a gay man that identifies as top? Do you struggle with bottoms coming back for seconds? Wondering what you’re doing that acts as a repellent?
If the answer is yes to these questions, listen up! I’m about to reveal the real reasons guys only hook up with you once and never return.
Some of what follows may seem like common sense. Other points may surprise you. As a gay man who embraces being a man whore, here comes the real deal.
Check it out:
1. Just laying back
Just because you are a top doesn’t mean you’re the alpha. It’s not OK to just lay back and let me do all the work. Occasionally, thrust your hips upwards and establish a rhythm.
There’s a reason it’s called getting BANGED.
2. Not playing with my hole
Please don’t walk into my home and think just because you’re packing meat, you can just shove it in. It doesn’t work that way!
Would it kill you to play with my hole just a little to open me up? Swab your fingers with lube why don’t ya and stop feeling entitled.
3. Dump and go
If I had a dollar for each time a top unloaded in me and then left, I’d be rich. Hey, just because I let you breed me doesn’t mean we’re done!
How hard would it be to chill a bit so that we can squirt together? Count to ten and just wait. Believe it or not, us bottoms want to nut too!
4. Not staying hard
This one is painful to write but I’m going to list it. If you call yourself a top, then you need to be able to maintain wood. Otherwise, you are just wasting my time.
And OMG if poppers make you go soft, stop using them!
Do us both a favor. Grab a pleasure ring put it around your manhood. If that still doesn’t work, maybe it’s time to talk to your doctor about Viagra.
5. Not manscaping
I can only speak for myself but I can’t stand it when your pubes get in the way of your peen. Part of bottoming involves visual stimulation. That means you need to manscape.
Go ahead and call me bossy if you want. I don’t care. Just trim that bush so that I can feel your nutsack up against my walls.
6. Misreading speed
If you really want to please a bottom, learn how to coordinate speed. That means working in tandem so that your peen and my hole are in concert.
I hate having to tell you to ck me harder when it should be obvious you aren’t pounding hard enough. You won’t break me.
7. Not kissing
Not true for all but a lot of tops only like to do their thing missionary style. I don’t know why but it happens too much for my taste.
Ask most bottoms and they’ll tell ya kissing is important. But how can that happen if you insist on me getting on all fours while ramming from behind?
8. Calling my hole a p-sy!
One of the most offensive things you can do when inside me is referring to my anus as a p-sy. How dare you! I’ll have you know that my anus is all man.
Remember this buddy the minute you stick your banana in me, you’ve gone gay. No amount of hyper-masculine bottom shaming is going to make you straight.
9. Not offering a shower
It turns out that after a man bottoms, he might want to shower. But if you don’t make the offer, we’re certainly not going to ask!
And while you are at it could you please put out a clean towel and fresh roll of toilet paper? It’s just common sense.
10. Not talking
The final one that pisses many bottoms off is being silent. Hey, we don’t expect you to engage in dirty talk but sh-t man, say something!
One of the ways we know things are going well is by what you say. It doesn’t take much. Just move your lips from time to time.
We clear on that?
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