Being a faggot isn’t just an identity. It’s also an occupation. And like any vocation, doing your job well requires having the right tools of the trade in your toolbox. A firefighters can’t fight fires without a hose, for instance. A gardener can’t plant flowers without soil. And a chef can’t prepare meals without a knife. So it is with faggots, who can’t properly train and serve without a toybox stocked with fag-toys and fag-gear. Here, in alphabetical order, are 32 essential toys and gear items every faggot should own:
- Anal beads: Because faggots should derive all or most of their pleasure from their cunt, anal toys are the most important toys in a fag’s toybox. Anal beads should be among those toys. They consist of several balls, or beads, that are connected in a series and fed — slowly, one by one — into a faggot’s fuckhole. They’re an excellent training tool for a fag’s cunt, as they come in many different sizes and are made to stretch and fill a hole gradually in a way that allows the faggot to ease into being filled and adjust, slowly, to the sensation. One of the best things about them is their versatility: Depending on how many “beads” your toy has on it, you can take one bead, three beads or five beads — whatever your hole can accommodate — and gradually work up to taking more. They go deep like a dildo does, but provide a stretched-out feeling of fullness that’s similar to a butt plug. As such, using anal beads is like having not just your hole plugged, but your entire fucktunnel. Using anal beads on a faggot also is enjoyable for Men, as it can be fun to watch a pussy gobble up bead after bead — then gently pull them out one by one as if yanking the pull starter on a lawn mower. Try Fort Troff’s Ass Baller or the Titus Silicone Anal Chain, which is nice because it comes in three sizes. For beginners, something like this Triple Anal Beads Trainer Set is nice.
- Ass grommet: Faggots must get used to the idea that their hole is just that — a hole. An inanimate object for a Man to use and fill at will for His pleasure. An ass grommet is an ideal tool with which to reinforce this idea. A grommet, if you’re not familiar with the term, is an eyelet placed in a hole that makes it easier to pass a rope or cable through it. If you have boots, for instance, the metal rings that you feed your boot laces through are grommets. An ass grommet holds a faghole open in the same manner, keeping the hole from closing. Used on a faggot, an ass grommet — or, alternatively, a tunnel plug — can hold his pussy open so that a Man can piss or cum into it. It’s the kind of toy that will turn a cumdump into a literal dump for cum, or a urinal fag into a literal urinal. Try Fort Troff’s Ass Grommet, Perfect Fit’s Tunnel Plug or Oxballs’ Pig-Hole Fuckplug.
- Ass lock: Training his hole and keeping it constantly occupied is one of a faggot’s most important duties. An ass lock is an ideal tool with which to do the job. Part cock ring, part butt plug, it offers the benefits of both — the hole-stretching “fullness” of a plug and the cock-engorging properties of a cock ring — plus a “locking” effect that keeps the plug in place for extended wear. Oxballs has several ass locks on offer, like the ASS-X and the Cone.
- Ball stretcher: Ball stretchers do exactly what the name implies — they stretch the scrotum, pulling one’s balls away from the body and toward the ground. Men sometimes enjoy wearing ball stretchers because they find the gentle tugging on their balls pleasurable, because they like the look and want everyone to see their big low-hangers, and because they want a faggot to feel the hefty weight of their balls slapping against them when they’re fucking face or ass. Faggots, however, should consider wearing a ball stretcher for the purpose of cock-and-ball torture (CBT). When your balls are stretched, they become extremely sensitive and are more responsive to both pleasure and pain. Men can use this to their advantage, leveraging a faggot’s balls to control them by promising testicular rewards or punishments. Try this Magnetic Ball Stretcher, Sport Fucker’s Muscle Ball Stretcher or these Neo-Stretch Rubbery Ballstretchers. i’m also partial to the idea of a Ball Tugger, which has two purposes: one is to stretch a faggot’s balls and present them for each torture; the second is to prevent a faggot from standing upright, which keeps him where he belongs — on his knees.
- Ball weights: Like ball stretchers, ball weights tug on the scrotum and make your balls more sensitive. They don’t merely stretch, however. They pull, which can be extremely uncomfortable, making them an effective tool for fag training and punishment. Oxballs’ SLUNG is a good option, as is this 3-Lb. Leather Weight.
- Blindfold: Eyesight is a privilege faggots aren’t always entitled to. Whether they’re taking anon loads in a hotel room, being bound by a bondage Dom or simply being teased by a Man who wants to keep him guessing in the bedroom, every faggot needs a blindfold. This Neoprene Blindfold is a good one. Or try this Extreme Blindfold. i personally own this Fleece-Lined Blindfold, which is very comfortable and does a great job blocking out all light.
- Butt plug: Faggots must learn to live through their cunt. Doing that requires training and strengthening it, and keeping it constantly engaged and occupied. A butt plug is an essential tool for accomplishing both objectives. There are many different types, shapes and sizes of plugs, but a few worth considering are Fort Troff’s Rocket, Sport Fucker’s Thunder Plug and the World’s Most Comfortable Butt Plug, which comes in numerous sizes.
- Chastity cage: Whether they’re a full-blown chastity slave with a full-time Keyholder, or just a bitch who needs to be locked up for an hour to keep him from playing with his clit while he gets used, there comes a point for every faggot when his cock must be caged. Indeed, being locked in a chastity cage is useful for discipline, when a fag needs to be denied orgasm; for training, when a fag needs to learn to focus his pleasure on his cunt instead of his clit; for humiliation, when a fag needs to be emasculated in front of others; and for domination, when a fag needs to be reminded who’s in charge of him. You can get a metal chastity cage, a silicone model, a rubber one or a plastic one like the CB-6000.
- Cock ring: Fags should not touch their cock while servicing. Nevertheless, they still should wear a cock ring, as doing so helps them maintain an erection in the event that a Man wants to stroke their cock, edge it or give it a swift smack as punishment. Also, keeping a fag’s genitals engorged with blood ensures they remain horny and, therefore, eager to serve. There are many options, but i typically like either a metal option, like this Tungsten Cockring, or a silicone model, like Sport Fucker’s Muscle Ring.
- Collar: Collars can be practical — for faggots who are into pup play, for example, and need to be taken on walks by their handler — or symbolic: for fagslaves to wear in order to demonstrate that they belong to a Man or Master, or simply to signal to others in public settings that they are a sub. Either way, they’re an important item for fags to own and wear when appropriate. Options include a chain collar, a leather collar and a bondage collar. i also like this suede-lined model.
- Dildo: Faggots get fucked. That’s all there is to it. When a real cock isn’t available — and sometimes, even when a real cock is available — a dildo is the best substitute. While a butt plug is appropriate for hole stretching and filling, a dildo’s best attribute is depth (i.e., training a fag to take a deep fuck). i’m partial to realistic dildos, as i think faggots should train on a toy that resembles as much as possible a real cock. Check out the Megastud Real Feel line of dildos, this Silicone Cock or a porn star-molded cock like the Spencer Reed SensaFirm Cock or the Rascal Johnny Hazzard Cock, to name but a few of the many options available.
- Double-ended dildo: Sometimes, there isn’t a Man available to serve; instead, the only person who’s around for playtime is another faggot. Other times, a Man has more than one faggot at His feet; although He only has one cock, He needs to be able to occupy more than one hole. Still other times, a Man needs service in the form of live entertainment. For all three of these situations, a double-ended dildo is nice to have on hand. It’s the only real way that two faggots can productively play alone together, and is a great way to keep multiple faggots filled and fucked in the presence of a single Dom. Try the 14″ Clear Ice Double Header, this Double Ended Black Dildo or this 17.5″ Realistic Double Dong.
- Douche: Although it’s not a toy, an anal douche is a must-have item for every faggot. Because they have faggots to eat them clean them, Men are allowed to have dirty holes; faggots are not. To make sure your pussy is squeaky clean, use a shower attachment like Fort Troff’s clever Stealth Shower Shot, a standard bulb douche like the Big Black Bulb or, on the go, BoneYard’s Skwert Douche Kit.
- E-stim device: Electro-stimulation sends electric impulses through the body to stimulate nerve endings. Depending on the strength of the electric current and where it’s applied, this stimulation can be extremely pleasurable or extremely painful. In the case of pleasurable impulses, e-stim devices can initiate orgasm and can therefore be an attractive aide for Men who seek to “milk” or edge their faggots. In the case of painful impulses, e-stim devices can be used to control and/or punish faggots. Try this Violet Wand Kit to deliver shocks anywhere on the body, the Rocker Bi-Polar Electro Butt Plug to deliver shocks to your cunt and the Bi-Polar Cock Loop to deliver shocks to your fagdick. Don’t forget to invest in a power box, which is needed to generate an electric current for use with electrode attachments like the aforementioned butt plug and cock loop.
- Fuck plug: A fuck plug fills a fagcunt like a butt plug does — but without actually “plugging” it (i.e., closing the hole). That means a Man can stretch and fill a faggot’s ass and still have full access for fucking it. This type of toy is great for Men and faggots alike. Men enjoy it because it keeps a fag’s pussy tight — a cunt gets loose and sloppy as it’s fucked, but a fuck plug keeps its shape — and creates a unique sensation for their cock. Fags like it, on the other hand, because it makes even small cocks feel large inside them, and because it creates less friction, which allows them to take a longer, deeper dicking. Try Fort Troff’s Raw PUPand Oxballs’ Pig-Hole Deep Fuckplug.
- Gag: A gag can serve several valuable purposes. Because most gags are uncomfortable, for instance, they can be an effective form of punishment. Because they prevent a faggot from speaking or voicing objections, they also are an effective tool with which to exercise dominance and control over a sub — especially when they’re used with restraints, so that a faggot can’t use his limbs to object either. Gags also can cause a faggot to drool uncontrollably, which can be useful for lubricating their facecunt before fucking it, or as an act of humiliation. Check out Oxballs’ Chomp Silicone Mouth Gag, this Silicone Cock Gag, this Neoprene O-Ring Gag, this Horse Training Bit Gag and this Silicone Ball Gag, which i own.
- Gloves: Any fag who plans to take a fist up his cunt should invest in a pair of fisting gloves. And if you’re not ready for a fist, there’s still room in your toybox for a pair of gloves, like these Finger Fuck Textured Gloves from Oxballs, which promise to turn an average fingerbang into an all-out anal excursion.
- Harness: Whether you’re a leather fag or not, a harness is a good investment, as Men deserve something solid to hold onto — other than your hair — while they’re tearing into your hole. The Bulldog Harness is a classic design.
- Hood: A bondage hood is a great addition to a faggot’s wardrobe for several reasons. One is that it creates a feeling of confinement that asserts a Dom’s control over the sub who’s wearing it. Another is that it can disorient the faggot and deprive it of his senses, which, again, can be useful for controlling and dominating him. Finally, it anonymizes, dehumanizes and generally depersonalizes the faggot, which reinforces his submission and objectification in the presence of an Alpha. Among the many different styles available, a few are this Spandex Hood with Mouth Opening, this Heavy Rubber Hood, this Neoprene Spyder Hood, Rough Trade’s Ass Eating Neoprene Hood, the Fort Troff Neo Hoodand this Ultimate Lock Out Hood.
- Humiliator gag: Humiliation is a powerful tool for dominating faggots. A faggot’s toybox should therefore include at least one or two items that a Man can use to humiliate a fagbitch when humiliation is called for. The Humiliator Gag System from Scott Paul Designs is the perfect tool for the job. The system includes a gag that can be customized with an array of attachments. There’s a toilet paper dispenser, for example, a serving tray, a toilet brush, a feather dusterand an ashtray, just to name a few.
- Jack toy (a.k.a. stroker): Although faggots’ playtime should be focused on their cunts instead of their cocks, a jack toy — or stroker — is a useful addition to a fag’s toybox for several reasons. One reason is that faggots do occasionally earn the right to play with their clit. Another is that it can be amusing and entertaining for a Man to watch a faggot “fuck” something as if he were a Man. A third reason is that Men sometimes enjoy milking and/or edging their faggots, and a jack toy can be a fun tool to assist them in the act. Finally, and most importantly, a faggot’s toybox — like the faggot himself — should exist first and foremost to please and pleasure a Man. It should therefore include toys not only for the fag to play with, but also for their Alpha to play with. Perhaps your Sir will want to sit back and stroke, for instance, while He watches you play with your pussy; it would be nice of you to have a jack toy available for Him to use while He does it. The Fleshlight is the jack toy of choice, of course, but there other options, like the Fleshjack Quickshot and Tenga’s line of Cups and Eggs.
- Jockstrap: Every faggot should own a jockstrap. Or several. First of all, they’re sexy. Second of all, they’re practical. For example, they accentuate a faggot’s best asset — his pussy — in order to attract Alphas. They give a Top something to hold onto for leverage (other than your hips) when He’s fucking you. And they keep your useless fagdick covered and out of the way while you’re being dicked, without obstructing access to your pussy. Two of my favorite brands are Cellblock13 and Nasty Pig.
- Kneepads: Being a faggot requires spending a lot of time on your knees. Kneepads like these Deluxe Tactical Knee Pads, therefore, are essential.
- Nipple clamps: A faggot’s tits can be a source of pain or pleasure. Tugging his nips can be a fun way to inflict both on a faggot when he needs to be put back in his place. Try 665’s Turbo Nipple Clamps, a pair of Silicone Nipple Suckers or Fort Troff’s sleek but strong Magno Nip Tuggers.
- Paddle: Sometimes, faggots need to be spanked to remind them of their place. It’s just the way it goes. Although a Man’s hand will do the job just fine, a paddle can work even better. You can choose a wooden frat paddle, a classic leather paddle, a rubber paddle, a plastic paddleor something more unique, like this Boot Paddle modeled after a boot sole. If you want to have even more options, consider adding a flogger, like this Rotator Flogger, to your toybox, too.
- Piss funnel: A faggot’s job description often includes toilet duties. Not just cleaning the toilet, but being the toilet. For those times, a piss funnel comes in handy, making it easy to turn a fagcunt into a sewer. Oxballs has several good offerings, like the Ass Blaster Funnel and Hollow Silicone Butt Plug, the Filler Funnel Plug and the Flush Trough Dildo. Or, to turn a fag into a self-sustaining sewer, there’s the Recycler Ultimate Urinal System, which comprises a cock cage connected by hoses to a mouth gag and a butt plug, so that every time a faggot pisses he fills his holes with his own piss.
- Piss gag: A piss gag can be used to simultaneously hydrate, humiliate and objectify a faggot by turning him into a human urinal. The Beer Boy Guzzler Gag works nice, but i’m partial to Oxballs, which offers a Urinal Piss-Gag, a Guard Gag-Piss Silicone Trough and, for the ultimate pig, a Urinal Ultimate Strap-On Piss-Gag that comes with four piss-gag inserts, such as a tongue depressor that sends a Man’s piss straight down a fag’s throat.
- Prostate toy: Prostate toys typically aren’t as big as dildos or butt plugs — they’re generally quite petite by comparison — but they are quite useful for faggots to have on hand when they need to have their prostates milked by an Alpha. This Silicone Prostate Plug is interesting, as is this Ultimate Prostate Milker. The leader in the space, however, is Aneros.
- Pup and/or pig tail: Whether he identifies as a “pup” or not, making him wear a puppy tail — and wag it! — can be a good way to humiliate and dehumanize a faggot while also stretching and filling his hole. A pig tail, likewise, humiliates a faggot and helps him internalize the fact that he’s nothing but a nasty pig who exists to wallow in cock. Oxballs’ Black Puppy Tail Silicone Butt Plug and Square Peg’s Puppy Tail are classics. Pig tails are harder to come by, but choices include this petite Pig Sex Butt Plug or this bigger Square Peg Pig Tail.
- Restraints: Sometimes, the best fag is a bound fag. Restraints are therefore an important addition to every faggot’s toybox — just in case a Man decides you’d be more useful to him if you weren’t able to move your arms or legs. There are many options available, including leather restraints, neoprene restraints, fleece-lined restraints for extended wear and metal restraints. Be sure to buy both ankle and wrist restraints, as each is designed for the appropriate body part. To really spice up your toybox, consider some creative options like an Ankle to Wrist Binder, a Wrist Binder or an Immobilizer Restraint.
- Rim seat: A Man’s ass should be worshipped. And when it’s sweaty, dirty or even downright shitty, thoroughly cleaned by a voracious fagtongue. A rim seat allows a Man to settle in comfortably for an extended tongue session. Although the Man’s comfort is the primary objective, the rim seat’s toilet seat shape also is extremely humbling and humiliating for a faggot, who learns when he’s under a rim seat that he is no better than an actual toilet. Which leads to another benefit of the rim seat: It makes it easier for a Man to feed a faggot His farts and shit if and when the time comes to transform the pig into a full-service toilet. Fort Troff’s T-Bone Rim Chair is a good model, as is this Adjustable Rim Seat with Hand Grips. Or, there’s the Joy Rider & Low Rider Kit, which is a fun take on the rim seat that allows a Man to really ride a faggot’s face — and can also be used by a faggot to bounce on a dildo!
- Vibrator: Although i prefer realistic dildos, a vibrator is a pretty standard toy for every toybox, for those times when a faggot’s ass needs a little extra stimulation. Check out the thick and meaty Meat Vibe or the Silicone Vibrating P-Massager. Or, there’s something more standard, like the Blue Boy Premium Vibrating Silicone Cock. Something like the 10 Mode
