Borrowed

“Oh hey, roomie, you’re home early! Welcome home bruh!“

“Listen man, I hope you don’t mind… My buddy called and wanted to go work out. I thought I had clean gear, but it turns out, my jocks were all dirty…”

“I really tried to find a clean one, but no go. Shit, I even smelled ‘em to try to find a clean one!!

“Believe me, man, I really did… Sniffed ‘em ALL!”

No luck! So, then I was walkin’ past your room and noticed yours on the floor there..”

“I figured shit man, we been roomies forever…He won’t mind, he’d be cool with it! I mean, it looked pretty clean, not worn more than once, twice, maybe.”

“I mean, damn! That shit fit me like a glove!”

“Held my business together perfectly, bro!

Anyhoo, had an awesome workout with my buddy and his bro…”

“I thought we were just gonna work upper bod, but turns out we did a full body routine…”

“My buddy’s bro had to jet after that, but my buddy wanted to come over here an chill for a bit, so we changed real quick and headed over here.”

“What did we do here? ….Uhhhh, nothin special, man, we just…. hung out..”

“Watched a little TV…”

“Played a little X-Box…”

“Just whatever came to mind”

“Anyway, he had to go meet his girlfriend, so we finished up the X-Box”

“I got hungry and just made some lunch…”

“I just chilled out, shit I was so mellowed out at that point, I forgot I was still wearin’ your jock! LOL!!”

“So i watched some shit on YouTube (don’t worry man, I didn’t beat off or nothin!”

Eventually just crashed out, took a nap.”

“So yea, sorry bro, but thanks for understanding! Anyway – here’s your jock, I didn’t have a chance to wash it…

Stinks a little, but it’s only a little worse for wear! You’re the best, brah!!

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