How do I clean my colon for anal sex?
Pops: Johnny, I’m sure you know your ass from your elbow, but you need to learn the difference between your colonand your rectum. I’ve drawn the above diagram for this purpose.
Also pictured is the device you need, anenema syringe, also known as an “anal douche.” Fill with warm water, insert into the rectum, squeeze until rectum is full, then sit on a toilet and evacuate. Finish with a shower and let the games begin! So easy, so simple, but it makes all the difference for any bottom. What could be worse than putting mud on your lover’s helmet? It comes off on sheets and get stink everywhere. Ugh! And what is more uncomfortable than trying to be a power bottom when there’s no room inside to slip and slide? Nothing could be less comfortable or fun for top or bottom alike. There are finer points, which I will discuss later, but first I’d like to promote the enema as a health aide for men and women alike.
Nobody ever talks about an enema—it’s one of the few taboos we have left!—yet the enema syringe is readily attainable in any drug store. Why the taboo? In other countries, I hear, people douche their ass as often as they brush their teeth.
There’s nothing like the feeling of being clean on the inside and out. Don’t you feel a burst of energy after you shit? Your cat even dances after he makes a doodie, why shouldn’t you? A rectal enema gives you even more energy because you’re that much more clean.
- Don’t waste time trying to fill the syringe under a running faucet. First fill your sink with some warm water, squeeze out the air and put the tip into the water. Let in the water, then remove and squeeze out the remaining air. Repeat until there is no air at all left in the syringe.
- Before inserting, put a dab of lube on the tip of the syringe, also on the anus. You are now ready to insert through the anus; squeeze out as much water as is comfortable.
- Don’t wait until you’re making out with some hot stud to douche. This awkward delay only spoils the spontaneity of having a good time. Also, if you don’t get all the water out into the commode it will come out on your sheets ruining everything. But if you wait a while any extra water will be absorbed completely. You should douche right after you poop or at least an hour before sex. You will stay clean for several hours afterward. (This is a tip that even Davey Wavey could learn! Click on the video for his take on “anal douching,” which actually should be called “rectal douching”.)
- Don’t get carried away and squeeze in more and more water without expunging. The water will only go up past the rectum, into the colon, and leak out later. (If you want a colonic, you need completely different equipment.) Rather, if the water doesn’t come out clean, repeat the process, squeezing in more and squirting it out until the expelled water is clear and pretty.
- Be sure to rinse out the syringe after each use; a drop of liquid soap helps. Otherwise. over time, the inside of the syringe will it gets nasty as all heck!
