Morning runs are great for meeting HOT men!
Then I have a question for you – do you run?
If the answer is no, maybe you should!
I’m telling you this because morning runs offer the best opportunity to meet smoking hot guys. What’s more, a lot of these men are looking for NSA action!
Not too long ago, I wrote a post that explained how to give a bro job to a straight guy.
In that piece, I offered some dos and don’ts when dealing with bi-curious men. Tips were given on where to find the hotties.
But what I forgot to mention was how going on morning runs can be a goldmine!
Let me explain why.
Meeting Hot Guys on Morning Runs
First, running is obviously great exercise. But you already knew that, right? But here’s the REAL DEAL boys. No BS.When you take a morning run, you are automatically projecting “jock status” to passing men. You may not think you are one but that’s what they’re thinking.
Come on – haven’t you thought this about guys you’ve seen? I know that’s what’s on my mind when I spot a scruffed up wolf making his way down the path.
Here is the part you need to pay attention to because it’s on that morning jaunt where you’ll find the meat.
Many men who take morning runs aren’t just doing it for exercise. Seriously, they’re not. Instead, they’re hoping to steal 30 – 60 minutes of private time away from girlfriends, wives and responsibilities.
And you know what else?
These same men are unknowingly rocketing their horniness factor into outer space with each stride! It’s all science when you think about it.There’s a reason guys pop morning wood you know.
What I have found is that men, regardless of sexual orientation, are WAY DOWN with getting some quick action early in the day but only if they can relate to you.
And a big part of that “relating” thing is by seeing you on the trail.
Let me lay it out there for you. Jocks like other jocks. Period. When you run, that’s what he’s thinking about you.
Make sense? OK, keep reading.
Ever take a morning run and notice a wicked hot guy in sweats or shorts with his manhood all obvious? Trust me, if he didn’t want to get that serviced, it would be covered up.
Now I’m going to tell you how to make this all happen as safely as possible and reduce risk. Just remember, this has worked for me but you will need to find your own grove.
Apologies in advance to anyone I anger in what follows. But you came here for the real deal and not BS. OK, check out these tips and pay attention to number three.
1. No flowery colognes
Ditch the flowery scented cologne. Not only does this give off an unmanly vibe, it’s going to scare away the hotties you want to get with.Your best bet is not to wear any fragrances unless they come from deodorant. Save your best smelling perfumes for later.
2. Eye contact and signals
If you make eye contact with a guy on a running trail, don’t immediately assume he’s looking to get drained out. Sometimes, all the person is doing is engaging in alpha male mind games. By staring you down, he’s trying to say he’s the top jock.But … and this is a biggie
If the guy makes eye contact with you and then stops to check his cell phone or tie his shoe, it’s a strong indication that he’s interested.
I can’t tell you how many guys I’ve hooked up with after figuring out this trick.
See the next step.
3. If he stops, YOU stop
If the guy has stopped running, you need to slow your pace and come to a gentle halt. This will allow you a minute to scope him out and assess his intentions.The best way to do this is to mirror his actions. If he starts crouches to look at his cell, you do the same. If he bends over to tie his shoe, you follow his lead.
At some point, the moment of truth will arrive. There are two possibilities here:
1 He’ll get back up and continue running or;
2 He’ll make it obvious he wants to meet you.
If it’s number two, look for the following signals that I have listed below.
Obvious signs he wants to hook up
- Smiles at you for no apparent reason
- Touches himself
- Has an outline of an erect (or semi-erect) baseball bat
- He walks over to you and says hello
- He’s repeated the stop signals on prior runs.
- You intuit his sexual vibe
How do to the bro job
OK, we’re getting to the best part – the main reason you are reading this post.For starters, getting it on behind a tree or in a bathroom is probably not a good idea. Yes, a lot of people are into the whole outdoor hook up scene so I get it.
But because you really don’t know what you are dealing with yet, I’d avoid it unless you feel very safe.
Your best bet is to say hello with a neutral gesture. If it seems right, either shake his hand or reciprocate his fist bump.
Then make some small talk and get to know him. Think bro code here, OK? See link below for more information.
At this point, you can either vibe out what he’s looking for or ask him. If he starts talking about his “girlfriend” or “wife”, don’t pretend to be a breeder!
Guys, that’s the worst mistake you can make. You want to get together with him, right? Why put up a BS wall that just keeps you from getting what you want.
Here’s what you do instead.
Either directly or indirectly let him know you are on the other team. Personally, I say things like, “That’s cool you are married. I’m hoping that happens for me too but I haven’t met the right dude yet.”
The guy is either going to bolt right then and there or he’s going to continue chatting with you. If it’s the latter, don’t stop now!
Here’s a few action item options:
1 Offer him your number.2 Ask him if he wants to check out your place.
3 Offer to run with him later in the week.
Number two should only be used if it feels and safe. If not, go for 1 or 3.
In my experience, most all of the jocks I’ve drained out take option 3. This allows time for male bonding to occur. Remember, the dude already knows you are gay.
He’s either going to be a super affirming friend or extremely curious
During those morning runs, when you are getting all close, you’ll know when the time is right to get your hook up on. There’s a good chance he’ll be sending signals too.
Examples: If he starts talking about sex, that’s a sign! If he starts chatting it up about his “gay best buddy” – bingo, that’s a sign. And if he compliments you on your body, run with it!
If it just seems like he’s beating around the bush and you want to speed it up, it’s simple.
Once you get his number (that happens either right away or after the bonding period) let him know exactly what you want to do. In fact, be clear about it.
Here’s what I usually text
Been fun running with you. Not going to lie – I like you and I want to check you out more.He’ll know exactly what you mean when you say this.
Notice I didn’t say, “I want to suck your diick” or anything like that. I bro-coded him my intentions.
Finally, I’ll leave you with this. It is very possible you’ll meet a man just like yourself who identifies as gay. By all means, go for it! Get your fun on with him and enjoy.
And if the two of you can become hot FBs, that’s even better. Who knows, you might even meet your future husband on the running trail.
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