What’s up with all of these bottoms on Grindr requiring their men to be “large only”? In the past two weeks, I’ve run into at least six or seven guys insisting that the only men they are interested in are tops who are 8.5 or bigger.
One profile even said: If You’re smaller than 9, please don’t message me.
I don’t know about you but in my book, anybody who has 7 inches or more is doing pretty good! For crap’s sake, the research tells us that on average, most guys are around 5.5 to 6 inches.
I mean WTF do these piggish hoes expect, a 2 pounder that’s larger than most of the toys available on the market? So many of them act like the hookup aps are some type of gay fast food drive-through where they can request something that’s made to order.
Honestly, where do these guys get such LARGE expectations?
What ever happened to being pleasantly surprised? Some of the best hookups I’ve ever experienced took place when I didn’t know about “the goods” in advance.
In the old days – before the aps – we simply liked a dude’s look and hooked up with him. We didn’t qualify guys and screen them based on length and girth.
Well, apparently all of that’s changed!
That’s right. Today’s bottoms are much more demanding. While not true of all, many of them expect their tops be supersized like this enormous man.
And if you’re not, it’s no dice baby!
Hey, I’m not small. I think being close to eight is fairly impressive. Well, at least I used to.
That’s why it sucks to see self-described power bottoms discard guys like me simply because we’re not monsters.
Here’s the deal size queens so listen up. Our community already has challenges around age issues, body size and “fat”. Are you really going to add to that drama by turning men away because they’re not packing a beer can?
I’ll tell you – if it’s going to be like that then we’re all doomed.
It would really help if you would stop asking your potential playmates the following in your search for trade:
– What size are you?
– Can I see recent pictures, fully erect?
– Would you shoot me over an action video?
These kinds of questions are a serious turn off, particularly for tops. More important, you are sending the message to others that all you care about are your own selfish needs.
As an aside, I’ve always chuckled at men who insist on “hung”. That’s because 9 times out of 10,when you unzip their pants, there’s major hypocrisy going on.
Crazy but true!
Look, I realize most gay men don’t want to deal with micro, particularly if you’re a bottom. But if 7 or 8 isn’t enough, maybe it’s time to look inward and ask yourself what that need for a passive peen is all about.
What void are you really trying to fill? Because if it’s emotional (hint), you’ll never find someone big enough to fill that hole.
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