Recently, I got into a heated discussion with a friend of mine named Keith who insisted that straight guys taste better. Yes, you heard that right. He literally is making the claim that men who identify as straight have yummier loads.
Isn’t that ridiculous? I think it is.
His argument is that because most straight guys are naïve to all things gay, their man-milk is more wholesome (his words, not mine).
Moreover, he thinks that men who identify as heterosexual have a different flavor than us mere gays. Of course, he can’t prove any of what he says through science.
It’s all based on urban legend and BS.
And you know what else? It smacks of internalized homophobia.
Some of the best loads I’ve ever swallowed come from guys who bend over for other guys and aren’t ashamed to admit it! The texture and flavor of a guy’s release has zippo to do with his sexual orientation.
Still to hear Keith tell it he honestly thinks he’s on to something. Never mind that a lot of guys who claim to be straight are really curious types heteroflexibles or don’t use a label.
What’s weird about his personal belief is how many of my fellow gay brothers hold variations of similar beliefs. I mean come on, how many articles are online about how to seduce a straight guy and I hooked up with a married guy?
I think Keith’s meal preference (read between the lines) is somewhat reflective of a larger belief a lot of gay men hold: Breeders are somehow better
WTF? Really? The last few times I swallowed, it all went in and came out the same.
So tell me is it the allure of obtaining the forbidden fruit? Is it the sheer need to say, Yeah, I got him? Or, is it something far more sinister; a misguided belief that by getting the straight guy a gay man somehow puts himself on equal footing with breeders?
Personally, I think it’s the latter.
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