Before long, marijuana, like alcohol, will be available for those of you 21 and over to pick up on your drive home from work where you can snuggle up for an evening with your sweetie. Then, with your newly legalized and government grade substance, you can choose to get high, watch Netflix, order take out that tastes better than ever, and have sex.
For some, this will only be different because it’s legal, but for others it may be the first time they’ve considered the option.
An educated decision is always best. The following are the pros and cons to weigh when deciding whether or not to combine weed and sex.
1. Body High
High: Maybe the most obvious benefit of having sex while high is the body high. Pun intended, you’ll be highly aware of your senses. You can close your eyes and experience every touch, movement, temperature, sound, and smell and feel the effects rush through every corner of your nervous system for a sensual feast the likes of which are difficult to imagine in your mundane corporeal state!This can also make up for some other inadequacies or insecurities in the size and/or technique department.
Low: It’s possible that while you’re in your blissful stupor, you’ll be a dead fish in that you’re just lying there hardly moving. Even if you are outside of your head, weed can lower your energy levels.
If you’re the type for rough, cardio-style sex, this might not be ideal. For men, the sensory surplus can also lead to climaxing faster than anyone would prefer.
2. Creativity
High: Some of that jazz cigarette is going to go straight to your brain. This may well give you a few ideas on how to improvise in the bedroom. “What if we put my leg here, you turn around, and I’ll get on this knee? You don’t need the Niña, The Pinta, or the Santa Maria to go exploring, but they may be good names for whatever positions you’re inventing.Or you’ll smoke some Jasmine and you’ll be shown a new fantastic point of view! You’ll notice how sexy it is when they put their hand on your hips and how intuitive they are with your body. You’ll notice the glistening sweat as they work to please you and marvel at their athletisism.
This is when you’ll have an epiphany and get in touch with yourself while you rethink the meaning of life. If you’re experiencing a body high, you may find your favorite position, connect with your partner on a spiritual level, and fall in love.
Low: You made it all up in your head and that sex god you fell in love with is a horrible lay. Out of shape and sweating profusely they lean on you for support while trying not to faint from exhaustion. This is the same side of the same coin. You just mistook the penny for a quarter.
And that position you made up? That was basically doggy style, but the guy had his leg up like Captain Morgan. The only difference is that you’re sore from all of the other positions you put yourself in before you settled on the modified old standby. Columbus was wrong too, don’t feel too bad.
3. Self-Esteem
High: The calming effect of weed can work wonders to free you of your inhibitions between the sheets. Perhaps you’ll finally be able to ignore the way your stomach looks with your legs over your head. Who cares? Take comfort in knowing that if they’re high too, they’re not going to care either. So what if your room is a mess and you just broke the bedside lamp. Don’t worry, be happy: This is the stoner way.Low: Or, you’re a paranoid mess. You can’t help but be over critical of yourself and think you’ve done something terribly wrong. You haven’t groomed your nethers recently and are going to be dumped on the spot. What made you think you’d get away with eating Taco Bell earlier? Are they are freaked out as you are!? Stop staring!
4. Tastes
High: Maybe you and your partner have not always been overzealous about oral sex, but now’s the time to throw caution to the wind and dive in because it’s never going to taste any better. Sure it’s going to get a little messy, but just like wings and ribs, it’s going to be a finger licking good time if you’ve smoked.Low: One thing that irrevocably does not taste better is your breath. It’s possible you’re going to also have chapped lips and dry mouth as well, which may make you more keen to get a little moisture in your mouth, which again can be a positive.
5. Low Sperm Count
High: Medically speaking, smoking weed has been shown to reduce the sperm count of men. Which is great if you don’t want to get pregnant!Low: Which is bad if you’re trying to get pregnant.
Weed affects everyone differently. There are also hundreds of different strains of weed that will also have variations among them.
It’s always best to do this for the first time with someone you’re comfortable with, and it’s also recommended that both of you partake to increase the likelihood of good things happening. Remember, as a rule, everything in moderation. Be safe and have fun!
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